A new film about our EPIC adventures digging and planting the No-Bullshit Pond is now out:

Unfortunately, we cannot accept any pre-orders - nor can we process requests for specific varieties in advance of them becoming available. We hope you understand.

My husband and I have developed a critical eye for "the best of the best", supported by 43 years of professional growing experience and customer satisfaction. So our selection of sempervivums - also known by their common names of houseleeks and hens & chicks, or just as semps - is genuinely outstanding. Many of our chosen varieties are award winners. We send out good-sized, "excellent value for money" plants (that have been grown in 9cm pots). We do NOT offer varieties which are just "okay".

Our philosophy is simple: we've deliberately selected the very best varieties, we grow top quality plants, and our customer service is outstanding. 

We have a minimum order of £15.00 (excl. £4.85 postage and packing), which is just four or five sempervivums. We post anywhere in Great Britain & the Channel Islands - 1st Class, Royal Mail - with packages sent out on Tuesdays.

Here's what a few of our customers think: 

"Plants are fabulous. Thank you for a first class service. What a pity other sellers cannot match your customer service." SH, Surrey. 

"The plants were of exceptional quality as was the service." PB, Surrey. 

"5 stars to you. Fantastic looking plants. Superb customer service as usual." TB, Northamptonshire.  

"Many thanks for truly excellent service and high quality plants. I am very happy!!" MP, West Sussex.  

"I am delighted; lovely quality and size - the best I've ever received via online purchases." SH, Swansea.

"Wow! Just got my plants; they are gorgeous. I will definitely be ordering again. Excellent service and 1st class plants." MR, County Down. 

"Absolutely stunning plants again. Thank you." PF, Northumberland.

We have hundreds of similar comments. Several customers have placed more than 25 orders each with us. We genuinely always do our best.